13 August 2007

Look Who's Having A Birthday

Well, today is the bearded bastard's 81st birthday.

81 years ago he was born out of wedlock as a result of his father's philandering with the family cook.

While the bastard was in his teens, the bastard's father went on to make an "honest" woman out his mother, Lina.

The bastard went on to live up to his pedigree.

3 comments:

  1. He is so close to death, that I'll doubt this qualifies as a birthday (is he is not already dead)

    ReplyDelete
  2. Anonymous5:25 PM

    How can anyone wish this dude a happy anything? Gusanos do your job y comensen a HP ese

    ReplyDelete
  3. Anonymous5:31 PM

    Of course... I mean real gusanos, not the wrongly labeled, Cuba loving and strongly patriotic Cubans in exile.

    ReplyDelete