09 October 2006

Noticia Urgente

La revista semanal estadounidense Time reporta de que según oficiales del gobierno de EE.UU. El dictador cubano Fidel Castro Ruz, 80, sufre de un cáncer terminal y de que no volverá al poder.

En otras noticias, la revista semanal Newsweek ha declarado de que se ha descubierto un mar entre España y África. Fuentes en ambas costas informan de que puede ser el mítico Mar Mediterráneo.

Update: Raul Castro, Fidel Castro's brother and annointed heir to run the Cuban Plantation/Concentration Camp is reported as saying that his brother is not dying.

In related news: Val Prieto at the Babalu blog tramautized a bunch of his readers on Friday by stating the obvious. Mr. Prieto callously posted that the Cuban Tyrant might be dying. The news upset some of Castro's more enlightened and sensitive Cuban-American fans who staged a weekend long whine-and-sobathon over at Babalu. ...moron this later.....

Update:whine-and-sobathon still going on.

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