The Litany of The Beards

What is it about facial hair and Anti-Americanism?

It seems every anti-democracy despot in the last century has had some kind of distinguishing facial hair. Hitler, Castro, Bin Laden even Hussein and Stalin with their bushy moustaches-all had some kind of identifying facial hair, which probably explains why Chavez isn’t taken all that seriously- he can’t grow facial hair.

Just an observation.

So today, the big buzz is the color of Bin Laden’s beard. I wish these terrorists would get better video equipment because, to me, in the newly released video, Bin Laden looks like he’s wearing a cheap Halloween beard form Abdulmart.

These bearded flakes, have all seem to have hired the same scriptwriter. Bin Laden sounded much like Fidel-criticizing our leaders, political system, economy even warning us agaisnt the threat of global warming.

The message is the same:

Iraq is "the worst strategic mistake in the entire history of the United States"

Bush should “ a way to get U.S. troops out of Iraq "as quickly as possible without making the situation worse"

Bush is also a :

lawbreaker, a liar and a man with the blood of thousands of innocent lives on his hands.

"has exposed Americans abroad and Americans in every U.S. town and city to a greater danger of attack because of his arrogance and willfulness."

Then there’s the obsession that seems to run strong with the bearded ones about historical absolutions and legacies:

"History will surely judge America's decision to invade and occupy (Iraq)…as a decision that was not only tragic but absurd,"

And of course there’s the appeal to save Mother Earth by attacking the current administration for its:

"destructive environmental agenda."

Claiming also that:

It really is institutionalized corruption," "It is deeply unethical and its effect is to place the private, narrow interests of wealthy and powerful industrial groups above the interests of the American people, generally."

Was that Cuba’s Blogger In Chief reflecting on America? Was it Bin Laden railing on the US infidels?

No, it was another young man, Al Gore.

Yes folks, Castro’s tirades and Bin Laden’s accusations come right from America’s Bossom. Their speech writers are homegrown.

No wonder Al shaved his beard off.