Lurking in the warm Caribbean waters is the scariest threat known to man.
Weapons of Mass Destruction?
Cuban Refugees. (that’s right REFUGEES, not Migrants. Regardless of what Mr. “depends on the what definition of is is” says.)
But have no fear, White people . Your government is making sure that you are protected from freedom seeking Balseros.
Joint drill set to prepare for exodus from Caribbean
In a Hysterical development, South Florida authorities are now saying that they’re not holding the drill to prevent a mass exedous from Cuba, but from anywhere in the Caribbean. I guess they read their own words and realized the racial bias and paranoia. (not that it matters when it comes to Cuban refugees)
"The timing of this year's exercise in no way reflects concern over recent events in Cuba," Coast Guard officials said in a press release. "In fact the mass migration plan does not focus on any single country; rather it addresses mass migration from any Caribbean nation."
The drill will involve 50 government agencies and will take emergency crews through a myriad of scenarios, including medical evacuations and interdictions. It will also train crews on how to process an influx of people and to deter them from coming in the first place.Federal Homeland Security officials and Florida emergency management authorities will join local police and health officials, Warr said.
Jaime Suchlickii, director of the Institute for Cuban and Cuban American Studies at the University of Miami, kindda blew their racist raft out of the water by pointing out that:
there are only enough boats in Cuba to bring 25,000 to 30,000 people to Florida.