Two thousand imaginary Cuban migrants set sail toward Florida during a massive two-day U.S. training exercise but were intercepted by federal, state and local agents armed with teamwork and acronyms.
"Operation Vigilant Sentry," the U.S. Department of Homeland Security's plan to halt a mass migration from the Caribbean, was put to the test by 325 agents from 85 law enforcement agencies during the exercise that ends on Thursday.
No word on whether the "imaginary Cubans" were sprayed with imaginary pepper spray, imaginary water cannons, or imaginary bullets in order to halt them as it's commonly done to "real Cubans" trying to escape the 48 year old disaster of a revolution.
There was also no mention if the "imaginary Cubans" were sent back to the imaginary totalitarian communist regime that they were trying to escape. But both these exercises happen everyday. Cubans are sent back to the Caribbean concentration camp and the ones that repatriate them like to pretend that the totalitarian government anmd misery that they send them back to is imaginary and just a figment of its victim's imagination and hyperbole.