Dictatorship by Phone

Raul Castro has replaced Hugo CHavez as medical spokesman for his Big Brother , Fidel.

"He's getting better each day,''

"He's exercising much. He has a telephone at his side and uses it a lot."

"He's consulted on the most important questions,''

"He doesn't interfere, but he knows about everything.

"Luckily, he doesn't call me much,"

Translation:

Can you believe he's still alive?!? I'm in charge. My brother is a pain in the butt and I don't take his calls. He ain't coming back.

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