06 April 2007

Shock The Monkey

Shock the monkey to life

Cuba Analyzes Property, Economy
Havana, Apr 6 (Prensa Latina)
Shock the monkey to life

Cuban experts are thoroughly analyzing property in the country, seeking economically efficient methods to avoid corrupt practices, Juventud Rebelde daily reported Friday.

Cover me when I run
Cover me through the fire
Something knocked me out' the trees
Now I'm on my knees
Cover me, darling please
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don't you know when you're going to shock the monkey
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Philosophers, anthropologists, economists, and other specialists met at the Cuban Economy and Planning Research Center to develop the project, likely to present its first results in three years.

Fox the fox
Rat the rat
You can ape the ape
I know about that
There is one thing you must be sure of
I can't take any more
Darling, don't you monkey with the monkey
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey

Wheels keep turning
Something's burning
Don't like it but I guess I'm learning

Shock! - watch the monkey get hurt, monkey


"This was a unique meeting. I do not remember so many researchers meeting before to analyze property in Cuba, a key issue to achieve better development in the country," said Jesus Garcia, from the Philosophy Institute.

Cover me, when I sleep
Cover me, when I breathe
You throw your pearls before the swine
Make the monkey blind
Cover me, darling please
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey


Ernesto Molina, from the Higher Institute of Foreign Relations Economic Disciplines Department, said that science should study threats to socialist property on the Island.


Too much at stake
Ground beneath me shake
And the news is breaking

Shock! - watch the monkey get hurt, monkey


Cuba can perfectly have a state entrepreneurial system, noted Luis Marcelo Yera, from the National Economic Research Institute.

Oh boy! You can tell somebody’s feeling better.

It’s going to take them three years to figure out property’s role in the economy. And, they need anthropologists, philosophers, economists, chief cooks and bottle washers and maybe a jinetera or two to revert back to the tried and true Stalanist system of blaming the victims for the crimes.

And to think some people were worried about the Chinese model………..


Shock the monkey
Shock the monkey
Shock the monkey to life

4 comments:

Jose Aguirre said...

Oye, I know I need reading glasses but your print suddenly got real small!

El Gusano said...

chico, (un pun en espanol pa que lleves) vaya yo soy un artista bloguero. y el tiny print representa una burla musical y subconsiente al la mierda que hablan los mono-catristas del regimen. consiguete una lupa o un screen mas grande.
a nosotros los artistas nadie nos entiende y todos nos critican. mira lo que le paso a la probre glorita.
ain sori con esquiusmi
lol
un abrazo

Jose Aguirre said...

Ok, ya te entiendo. Pero por favor no invites a Carlos Santana a escribir en tu blog!

Un abrazo, Jose

El Gusano said...

oye, maybe santana will write a guest editorial